Kramer: I'm dizzy. Jerry: Yeah, maybe they should throw in a couple of lamps too. Yes I have some very important information regarding the smog strangler. Seems to be the most popular gauge. Jerry: While you were in jail. KRAMER KEEPS CRYING Jerry: Yeah... While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. George: He's on the lamb(? Jerry: Yeah, what about those English sirens, you know...eee-aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa... Jerry and George: Eee-aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa... KRAMER IS COMBING HIS HAIR. Jerry: Oh yeah. ), he's on the loose! Jerry: I did not. And there's a lot of energy here, man. With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer. George: Do you think she gets to take any of those little bars of soap home? I can't believe that cops still have to read that whole "you have the right While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. Jerry: Yeah, maybe they should throw in a couple of lamps too. Jerry: Oh, you are? Guy: Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. Lt. Martel: Now you might beat the gas chamber Kramer, but as long as I have got a breath in my body you will never ever see the light of day again. Jerry: Pull over? So you're free. George: Why don't you just call 911? Jerry: Imagine, us narks? Jerry: Oh, don't be a baby! CUT TO KRAMER SINGING IN A SHOWER FOLLOWED BY A FALLING SOUND I swear to God! There are many different job in the police. No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. better than a screenwriter driving a cab, a starlet turning tricks, a producer Jerry: Cops eating Milanos. The Trip (season 4, episodes 1 & 2) written by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones original airdate: August 12 and 19, 1992. Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it. They always make a face. Aha, ok. [Jerry hangs up] He's gonna send a black and white to pick us up. ", GEORGE OFFERS HIS HAND, BUT THE GUY IS IN CUFFS. Cop: Hey! Jerry: I told you to have breakfast, you should've had breakfast! Cop: Shut up. George: A player? KRAMER IS BEEN INTERROGATED BY LT. MARTEL Kramer: Do? You know, the vibe, it's powerful. Jerry: Your name is a good name, Costanza. Maybe it was one of your other personalities huh, the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right? Why don't you just use your own name? I mean is there George: Narks? Think he did it? KRAMER WALKS IN It wasn't me! Your language. Jerry: Well, we need change and all I have is twenties. [Jerry and George point at each other.] Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? George: Hey, can I flip on the siren? When Jerry is asked to come on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer. You should see the looks on people's faces. Cop 2: Got him. Kramer: You're making a big mistake. That the things haven't worked out the way that I planned? I'm in development, I'm in developed vehicles. All I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it. Airing on August 12, 1992 and August 19, 1992, it kicked off the fourth season of the show. Did they find that woo-woo was more effective than waa? Should we call a lawyer, should we call the police? You know, we're Jerry: We're doing fine. Where do you think you're going? Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher Sounds like it's stands for something, they'll believe us. Jerry: Yeah, what about those English sirens, you know...eee-aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa... Cop 2: We could drive on the wrong side of the road. Jerry: No, I just want some change. George! OFFICER DRAGS KRAMER AWAY My God is the god who protects the innocent and punishes the evil scum like you, have you got that? They're choking the life out of the do. You killed the pretty little flowers, didn't you? I never carry change. Why don't you just use your own name? Somebody else was killed! got a breath in my body you will never ever see the light of day again. HE SNEEZES AND GETS SHAVING CREAM ON THE MIRROR, BACK TO THE POLICE CAR WITH JERRY, GEORGE AND TWO COPS. Cop: Yeah, we do that all the time. The Trip (Part 2) Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Trip (Part 2) script from this web site. George: Hi, how are you guys? from the police car, in which he was being held. Jerry: Kramer, do you realize what's going on here? Jerry: I thought it sounded kind of cool. Fabulous, just fabulous. Why are you using my name?! How could've he done it? JERRY SEARCHES FOR THE HANDLE, BUT CAN'T FIND ONE JERRY OPENS THE BACK DOOR THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THEY GO AFTER THE COPS, LT MARTEL KNOCKS ON A DOOR AND KRAMER OPENS. 1 min read, gs: Wayne Knight (Newman) Bob Balaban (Russell Dalrimple) Heidi Swedberg (Susan) Peter Crombie ("Crazy" Joe Davola) Kevin Page (Stu) Peter Blood (Jay) Stephen McHattie (Dr. Reston) Julie Blum (Recepcionist) Steve Skrovan (Tommy) Ron Ross (Homeless Man) NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with, gs: Peter Murnik (Lt. Martel) Elmarie Wendel (Helene) Marty Rackham (Officer #1) Peter Parros (Officer #2) Vaughn Armstrong (Lt. Coleman) Clint Howard (Tobias Lehigh Nagy) Steve Greenstein (Man) Kerry Leigh Michaels (Woman) Keith Morrison (Newscaster (Himself)) Peggy Lane O'Rourke (Reporter #1) Deck McKenzie (Reporter, See all 179 posts Kramer: Getting something to eat. Guy: Really? I don't know where George: I need food, Jerry. Jerry: No, it's tarragon. George: Mint? Jerry: Oh, don't be a baby! You know, they look at the thing on the ground..."aah his arm was like that when he hit the pavement. Is that what you want me to say? Jerry: Kramer. Like I'm asking them [George just You know, we're talking about doing a project together. [Police car rolls by the sidewalk and stops. George: What am I scared of? KRAMER GOES TO THE FRIDGE THE END, Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. You know, I've always done what I do. George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer. That means the killer must've been Jim." George: I'm starving... POLICE CAR COMES TO THE SCENE. THEY ALL DANCE A FEW STEPS AND THEN AS A POLICE GOES BY THEY LEAVE QUIETLY. Jerry: 12 gauge. Kramer: Hey, how are you doing? Hey, I'm doing what I do. Lt. Martel: Society is filled with them. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site I can't see. George: What are you doing?! THEY ALL DANCE A FEW STEPS AND THEN AS A POLICE GOES BY THEY LEAVE QUIETLY Peggy Lane O'Rourke.....Reporter #1 Jerry: 12 gauge. Jerry: Hey, get out of here...hey officer, he's fooling around back here. Jerry: So you're not gonna come back to New York with us? What do you do on a situation like this? I think that qualifies. Guy: Brutal. See more ideas about seinfeld, nervous breakdown, trip. Kramer: Ok, yeah. Part 1 Part 2 Cop: Yeah, go ahead, hurry up. George: Of course it is. was apprehended this week on an unrelated charge, but somehow managed to escape All right look, I'll be out of here by noon. Starting with "The Keys" and ending with the second part of "The Trip". George: You know, I haven't eaten anything. PHONE RINGS I suppose, where are you located? in a house he can't afford? I don't know who they Are you crazy? under arrest. Lt. Martel: Let him go. Kramer: Hey, how are you doing? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: Oh yeah. Jerry: They're busting this guy. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Kramer: I don't know... Hey Kramer, I'm sorry about that whole fight we had about you having my apartment keys and everything. Cop 2: Think so? Jerry: George, it says it here on the phone. guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. [George leans close] would you suck a mint or something. Guys, it's great to be back, coming at you with season four of Seinfeld—great season, or the greatest season? COPS GO TO ARREST A GUY FOR TRYING TO STEAL A CAR Jerry: I don't have any change. George: Black and white? The Lieutenant wants to see you. You've ever seen Baretta? With Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Peter Murnik. the criminals are long gone, that seems like a good one. Where are we? Guy: Oh yeah right, me neither. Jerry: A cop car. I'm scared of the same thing that you are, everything! Elaine. Any pickles? I suppose, where are you located? THING Seinfeld S04E01 - The Trip (Part 1) - With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. Jerry: Sure. ), he's on the loose! Kramer: What do you want me to say? "The Trip" is a two-part story (the 41st and 42nd episodes to air) of NBC's popular sitcom, Seinfeld. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Episode 157 – The Butter Shave pc: 901 season 9, episode 1 Broadcast date: September 25, 1997 Written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel Directed by Andy Ackerman The Can I come right now? Kerry Leigh Michaels......Woman Lt. Martel: Oh yeah, right. CUT TO KRAMER SINGING IN A SHOWER FOLLOWED BY A FALLING SOUND. to donate a kidney. Cop: Yeah, go ahead. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and accidentally let a criminal escape when they exit the car. George: Oh yeah, real cool. right now? Either way I rank this one way low on my Seinfeld … You know it's not dangerous, the criminals are long gone, that seems like a good one. George: Time like what? Kramer: Ok, yeah. I was on TV. It's very strange, do you realize that it's now possible for parents to say to their children "All right kids, I want you in the house and get some fresh air! What's a 5-19? GEORGE IS GRABBING JERRY'S ARM Well, that's very nice. That L.A. is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? George: Wohoo, check it out. Kramer: Yes, I'm free. Cop: Oh yeah, of course we could. After he is exonerated, Jerry, George, and he return to New York. Jerry: We're pretty sure. Jerry? Ask that woman. What this? Can I just explain... Lt. Martel: I'm not interested in your explanations, Kramer! George: What? Jerry: Kramer, you've been arrested as a serial killer! KRAMER SOBS BACK TO THE POLICE CAR George: You think so? do you realize that it's now possible for parents to say to their children "All George: Hey hey hey, we're in a rush here. Jerry: All right, I'll call 911. Can I come I don't know who they are, I guess they're people who wanted to be a sketch artists, but they couldn't draw too well..."listen Johnson, forget the sketches. What the hell is going on out there? Cop 2: Hey, shut it up back there. Dec 15, 2015 - (The Trip) - Kramer is arrested on the suspicion of murder. Ask that woman. [George shakes his head] No...do we know where Somebody else was killed! killed! Lt. Martel: You heard me, let him go. JERRY THROWS THE APARTMENT KEYS TO KRAMER. George: I need food, Jerry. George: You know what I never understood? Listen, does either one of you have like a mint or piece of gum or... KRAMER IS SHAVING. My stomach doesn't know that Kramer's wanted. the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to Man: Earth. Kramer. There may be two or three different subplots in each episode, but they are just funny ideas that work — and their place in the Seinfeld script formula is far less rigid. I'm trying to drive, you're getting us both killed! Kramer: Hey hey, whoa come on give me a hug... Your movie. This is empty. Lt. Martel: You are under arrest in first degree murder and death of Ms Chelsea Lang. Officer: Lieutenant, it's for you. Kramer: Hey, how did you know about the guy in the park? Jerry: It's been three days already, forget about Lupe. What are you, narks? I mean what do they think, that we live in a jar with couple of holes Steve Dougherty..............Prison Guard Jerry: Help yourself. Where is that? KRAMER WALKS OUT AND COMES BACK WITH HIS KEYS. Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. It seems to me, that the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. Lt. Martel: I said beat it! With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. I'm trying to drive, you're getting us both Yes I have some very important information regarding the smog I wanted a tuna fish sandwich, they wouldn't serve me tuna fish sandwich, because they were only serving breakfast. George: No, I don't have any change. The lieutenant is waiting to see us. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and en route the officers pick up a possible 519. Police radio: Attention all units, attention all units, all units code 3. Airing on August 12, 1992 and August 19, 1992, it kicked off the fourth season of the show. George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there. Do you think if we George: I couldn't have breakfast, it was lunchtime! also wanted in connection with a series of unrelated slains in the North West That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? I met a girl... A 5-19? Summer vacation, "The Trip" is a two-part story of NBC's popular sitcom Seinfeld. How are you? ", 22 Sep 2003 – You killed they'll believe us. ACTION NEWS. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? with optimism and verve and you just had to snuff it out. Vaughn Armstrong......... Lt. Coleman While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. Seinfeld Season 4 Episodes... s04e01 - The Trip (1) s04e02 - The Trip (2) s04e03 - The Pitch; s04e04 - The Ticket KRAMER CRIES Fabulous, just fabulous. BACK TO GEORGE AND JERRY ON THE STREET George: Do you think she gets to take any of those little bars of soap home? I'm just swept up at it. You know, the vibe, it's powerful. Lt. Martel: Now you might beat the gas chamber Kramer, but as long as I have That L.A. is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? The three hour time difference Can't they just go "Freeze, you're KRAMER GOES WITH THE POLICE OFFICER, BUT ASKS IF HE COULD SAY JUST ONE MORE Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! I feel faint, I'm getting light headed. OPENING SCENE George: Taste this, is this a dill? [George shakes his head] No...do we know where 134 is? Any pickles? Reporters: Why did you do it? George: What are you doing? Jerry: I think that's a 5-19. Yeah, good, get in the car." Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for a serial killer. BACK TO POLICE CAR units in the area, code 3 in progress, 1648 North Bartholis, units required George: You guys ever shot anybody? George: Breath problem? Deck McKenzie..............Reporter #2 It's very strange, You've got any change? When Jerry is asked to appear on The Tonight Show … Woman: I don't know. You know, they look at the thing on the ground..."aah his arm was like Hey I didn't do nothing! Jerry: I can't believe this. So you're free. GEORGE OFFERS HIS HAND, BUT THE GUY IS IN CUFFS JERRY AND GEORGE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE JAIL. Somebody else got killed? Bernsen, George Wendt and comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Cop: Thanks. anybody who doesn't know that by now? Cop: What do got over there? GEORGE AND JERRY ARE WATCHING TV. He's described as 5'5" bald and reputedly a very generous tipper. Why did they change the siren noise? George: You would think that at the end of the week when they hand out the checks, throw in a few soaps. George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there. Kramer: Somebody got killed while they had me in custody. Newscaster: Authorities exposed today, that the latest suspect in the smog strangling was apprehended this week on an unrelated charge, but somehow managed to escape from the police car, in which he was being held. Jerry: Yeah, it's so nice when it happens to you. Seems to be the most popular gauge. I wanted a tuna fish sandwich, they wouldn't serve me tuna fish sandwich, HE THROWS THEM TO THE TABLE KNOCKING JERRY'S SODA. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits George? Rick Savage, oh nice kid, really good kid. He says ask somebody, ask that guy. My stomach doesn't know that Kramer's wanted. George: Should I take some? Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney. Jerry: I told you to have breakfast, you should've had breakfast! Sickies like you always do. [George shakes his head] No...do we know where 134 is? Jerry: I did not. George: You're kidding? Jerry! George: God, I'm starved, I'm weak from hunger. Officer #2 Vaughn Armstrong......... Lt. Coleman Clint Howard................. Tobias Lehigh Nagy Steve Greenstein.............Man Kerry Leigh Michaels......Woman Keith Morrison................Newscaster (Himself) Peggy Lane O'Rourke.....Reporter #1 Deck McKenzie..............Reporter #2 Steve Dougherty..............Prison Guard, There are many different job in the police. You've got any change? "Seinfeld" The Trip: Part 2 subtitles. I've got a lot of auditions, a lot KRAMER, JERRY AND GEORGE AT THE HILLS OF L.A. Jerry: So Kramer, what are you going to do? Hello 911? Is that what you want me to say? Could it? HIS KEYS. I'm in George: Why didn't you just say that? that the air in the house pretty much comes from the air in the city where the "The Trip, Part 1" is episode 1 of Season 4 and the 41st overall, and it first aired August 12, 1992. George: Makes the 11 gauge look like a cap pistol. HE THROWS THEM TO THE TABLE KNOCKING JERRY'S SODA. Jerry: I don't have any change. Couldn't be? we are. Reporters: Why did you do it? George: Tarragon? It was written by Larry Charles and directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY AND GEORGE AT THE HOTEL. JERRY SEARCHES FOR THE HANDLE, BUT CAN'T FIND ONE. It's too yellow. Kramer: Hahaa! Jerry: I don't know, some mints or TicTacs. Kramer: Well, I'm not saying that! Cop: Yeah, we do that all the time. George: Really? Lt. Martel: You killed all the pretty flowers, didn't you Kramer? Guy: Oh yeah right, me neither. Episode no. The police listens their conversation.] Cop: Cut it up back there. That I'm no Jerry: Yeah, there's a new one in there. Jerry! George: How much do you tip a chamber maid? Somebody else got killed? BACK TO JERRY'S APARTMENT. Do you know why you're here? Lt. Martel: You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the Kramer: No... BACKS AWAY George: How come you don't know what street are you on? I think that qualifies. Kramer: Somebody got killed while they had me in custody. While the suspect is in the back of the car with George and Jerry, they ask him for tipping advice. Summer vacation, everybody indoors. GEORGE REACHES FOR THE COOKIES AND THE COPS SLAM A GUY ON THE HOOD AND GEORGE That the things haven't worked out the way Jerry: So Kramer, what are you going to do? Jerry: Great. Jerry: George, it says it here on the phone. I'll be out of here in couple of hours. Yeah, good, get in the car. Kramer mistakenly becomes the number one suspect in a serial killing when his script is found at the crime scene. George: You know, I haven't eaten anything. Jerry: How can you think of food at the time like this? Jerry: Nothing. Cop: Yeah. Lt. Martel: Martel...yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah. Listen, does either one of you have like a mint Transcribed by Juha Auvinen Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) it? Newscaster: Authorities exposed today, that the latest suspect in the smog strangling Kramer: Wow wow wow wow, you've got the wrong man!! George: Tell me. George: Jerry, would you do me a favor, close the window. Written by: Larry Charles that I planned? Directed by Tom Cherones. We can do anything we want. Jerry: How can you think of food at the time like this? Jerry: Clean as a whistle. I don't know where we are. to remain silence"-speech to every criminal they arrest. That it's a lonely place even when your stuck in traffic at the Hollywood Freeway? Kramer: Hey! George and Jerry are unaware that Kramer is in trouble as a victim of mistaken identity. You just couldn't help yourself, could you Kramer? You're a cool guy. Well, not a hero exactly, but the show is named after him, and the Seinfeld sitcom formula is mainly interested in Jerry’s arc throughout the episode. Why did they change the siren noise? Do? You have made the mistake, Kramer. KRAMER IS RUSHED THROUGH A GROUP OF PRESS You should see the looks on people's faces. George! I've got a lot of auditions, a lot of call backs and I've got a lot of interest for my movie treatment. me. Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it. Officer: What it is, Lieutenant? Who am I? The thing about L.A. to me, that kind of threw me, was when they have these smog alerts out there and they actually recommend that people stay indoors during the smog alert. This 3 part episosde just doesn't do it for me. It's delightful, it's delicious. Seinfeld S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club - After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Jerry: No, I don't. You saw life brimming brightly They're choking the life out of the all pretty flowers. George: Why didn't you say something then? No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. That I'm no better than a screenwriter driving a cab, a starlet turning tricks, a producer in a house he can't afford? TRYING TO GET THE COMB THROUGH. George: Oh yeah, real cool. [singing] 'cause the murderer struck again! GEORGE AND JERRY ARE IN A CAR. Jerry: No, it's tarragon. George: How come you don't know what street are you on? When Kramer is being held for interrogation, he has a nervous breakdown and appears as though he is the serial killer. Jerry: I wanna see what's happening. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. The thing about L.A. to me, that kind of threw me, was when they have these George: What? George: God, I'm starved, I'm weak from hunger. Jerry: It's been three days already, forget about Lupe. Jerry: Well, yeah...sure. Why did they do that, did they do some research? Tastes like a dill, I think it's a dill. Kramer: No no, I don't like this one. Some guy just gave me a wise answer. [George leans close] would you suck a mint or something. Jerry: Hot out. Jerry: Pull over? Summary: Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent. I never carry change. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Classic Moments In The Marine Biologist. And there's a lot of energy here, man. Police: Get in. George: Hi. Do you know why you're here? The only difference is that this time you're gonna pay. When I was a kid it was always "waaaa, waaaa", you know now it "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo". Some guy just gave me I'll be out of here in couple of hours. They just found another body at the Laurel Aha, ok...do we know where the 101 is? Kramer: I didn't kill anyone, I swear! Sounds like it's stands for something, Cop 2: All right, let's pull over and check it out. George: What are we supposed to do? Jerry: So, break it. George: As a suspect in a serial killing. What possessed you? Kramer: Ok, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything. George: I don't know why I'm doing this. With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. for assistance in apprehension of 702. Hey I didn't do nothing! Cop: Oh yeah, of course we could. George: Yeah well, we don't think. looks at Jerry] No. Jerry: Why are you bothering them for? Kramer: Help me!! Jerry: Have you ever heard of egg salad? Cop: This is car 23, we have a possible 5-19 in progress, over. George: My favorite. all pretty flowers. Didn't I'm sorry it was just a reflex...I know it's an emergency number...it is an emergency...my friend is being accused of being a smog strangler and I know he didn't do it...they're putting me trough to the detective in charge of the investigation...what is my name? George: Jerry, would you do me a favor, close the window. Jerry: I can't believe this. everybody indoors." Sickies like you always do. TRYING TO GET THE COMB THROUGH. Where is that? When I was a kid it was always "waaaa, waaaa", you know now it "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo". “The Trip” is a two-part episode that starts off Season Four, as a continuation of Season Three’s finale, “The Keys”. Lt. Martel: You heard me, let him go. You can't pull over. This is when Seinfeld began scraping the bottom of the barrel for premises. Kramer: So? George: Oh, thank you. George: Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? smog alerts out there and they actually recommend that people stay indoors during Summary: With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. Lt. Martel: Don't you ever swear to my God, Kramer. lunch together, huh? Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! George: Nothing. George: I hate asking for change. Cop: That's smog strangler. George: Hey hey hey, we're in a rush here. right kids, I want you in the house and get some fresh air! Hey, guess who I met today? 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